What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Just Forget it!

No go.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Zionists keep saying Israel “bought” the Palestinian’s land when the ownership was less than 5% prior to 1948. If Israel did indeed purchase majority of Palestinian land, why did the zionist state pass laws to confiscate Palestinian property?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good.

Still no good

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Then came..